Nakedan has
been in contracting industry for over 20 years, although not as a nude handyman,
until now. Nakedan will do work in any amount of clothing from fully dressed
to nude. You must sign a Hold Harmless Agreement
before he will start. This agreement basically lays out his fee schedule, that
the customer provides a “safe” working environment (no one can see
him working other than the customer), there is no games or entrapment, no physical
contact or any type of sexual activity. No one under 18 is allowed, and there
is a maximum number of people that are allowed to observe. Once the form is
signed, then Dan will go to work. This is a time for fun and entertainment with
the naked handyman. Dan enjoys a good conversation (except on politics or religion),
and the customer can assist with the job, if they like. Some customers enjoy
being nude while Dan works, which is acceptable. Dan charges a fee for in person
estimates, either dressed or nude, which can be applied to the job if the bid
is accepted.
Dan has always
been a naturist. As a baby, he was constantly pulling off his diaper, and a
small child he had spent hours frolicking around the woods ‘ala natural’.
For more than sixteen years he has enjoyed the local naturist life style and
Dan loves being on his boat and sunbathing in the nude, or going to clothing
optional/nude resorts and playing nude volleyball.
After discovering he had high blood pressure for the first time in his life,
Dan went to his doctor and was told ”either lose weight or go on medication”,
so he read and studied both the Atkins Diet Revolution and South Beach Diet,
and began his weight loss regime that has led to a healthier weight and metabolism.
Dan now eats a mostly organic diet. At this same point, Dan was having headaches
thinking about a new career. He thought “I love being naked” but
there are no legitimate nude jobs, and he knew repair & construction. Then
the thought occurred “what if I combined them in an above board and legal
way?”, Thus NakeDan the handyman was born.
About a year ago, one of our local residents asked Dan if he would consider doing a male entertainer act for her Daughter's Bachelorette party. NakeDan decided to do the party, and even went on to get some lessons before hand. The party went over well (and I had a great time, as I have ever since). Providing a male stripper act as entertainment has become a demanded part of the business, and one Dan does with great enthusiasm. He is not just there to do the"job" of a male stripper, he's there to put on a show, get crazy with the party goers, entertain, and work hard to be the highlight of the event. Dan supplies his own music and costumes (Handyman/Construction, Policeman, Business Man, Street Clothes). Dan even will have a gift for the "main person" if the party is themed for an individual like a bachelorette party or birthday party. NakeDan will also be willing to try to help with any theme or idea for your gathering. NakeDan is an Equal Opportunity Male Entertainer.
NakeDan also offers varied party services to help liven up your event. Imagine being greated to a party by a naked host! Would your friends ever forget the bachelorette party with a naked bartender. What about a birthday party with a naked NakeDan serving drinks! Dan will work with you on any ideas you may have to turn any event into something your party goers will never forget.
Dan lives in a Nudist Community, is 47, 6’2”, 190#, 33” waist, 45” chest, 15.5” arms, and above average, and believes being naked is a natural state, and clothes are for warmth when your cold.
FAQ’s
1. Is this for Real?
Yes, NakeDan the Handyman is a legitimate home services business. Like some
entertainment services, NakeDan does give you the “flesh” to view,
but no more than that. But the benefit is that when he’s done you have
something to remember the experience by, a repaired sink or toilet, no more
hole in the wall, less of or no “honey do” list. We call this a
“job performance”.
2. What are
the rates?
Please use the link marked Rate Card.
3. What are
your service area’s and hours?
We are currently serving Pinellas and Hillsborough Counties, although we may
consider going farther,with an added trip fee. Currently our hours are: Monday
through Thursday 9:00am with no set closing time, last appt would be no later
than 8 or 9pm. Friday from 9:00am to 2:00pm.As an Entertainer ONLY he is available
Friday and Saturday till ?pm. We are closed Saturday and Sunday.
4. Do you do
Estimates in the nude?
Yes, we do nude estimates.
There is a fee (please see rate card). Once again you must sign a hold harmless
agreement, and the maximum time is about 20 minutes. All estimates are good
for 30 days. As far as the fee goes, if you do end up accepting the bid, we
apply the money as follows; if the job takes longer than 1.5 hours the entire
fee is applied to the final bill, and if under 1.5 hours, half (1/2) of the
fee is applied.
5. Can we take
pictures?
Yes. A separate fee and form
have to be agreed to (please see rate card). If you want pictures make sure
you ask before hand, and be ready to pay up front for the photo’s.